What to do with your cum

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And since the dawn of civilisation — when primitive man completed that first historic tug in the dim recesses of his cave — the burning question of how to dispose of excess seed has never satisfactorily been resolved.

So I decided once and for all to cut through the confusion and definitively rank the best and worst ways of cleaning up after burping the worm. I know most of you groovy millennials out there will struggle to relate, but back in the days before unlimited free porn on your phone magazines were all we had. You could share them with mates. The standard of photography was excellent, on the whole.

Implying that ejaculating into a porn mag, sullying your most prized possession and ruining it forever for everybody else, was commonplace enough to be a running gag. But then, surely, hopping to the bathroom or shudder kitchen sink must take at least some of the shine off your post-orgasmic afterglow.

But if you can pull off the classic Silence Of The Lambs flick-of-the-wristturning a fresh handful of seed into a projectile-style weapon launched toward some manner of improvised bedroom target…. Our gent simply keeps a special lidded jar to hand, that he fills up gradually over time. Like a science experiement. I always justify this to myself by thinking about all those billions of microbes and tiny organisms that live in the carpet.

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